Illiterate Clown Plans To Seek 3rd Term

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Jeff Bezos Predicts 1 Trillion People Will Exist In The Universe – There is...

....His descendants will be the only ones of them with any money.via https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/15/blue-origins-jeff-bezos-predicts-1-trillion-humans-in-the-solar-system-wired-summit.html

Canada’s Gonna Be The World’s Coolest Uncle (Due To Legal Weed As Of Wednesday)

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CAQ’s Election Win Is Going To Ruin Headlines For Years

“CAQ WINS IN A BLOWOUT” Get used to cringeworthy headlines for years to come unless something is done immediately. It’s time...

Sanity Alert: False Alarm On Those Absurd Conspiracy Theories About The Shutdown Of The...

Cnet.com is reporting that those exciting conspiracy theories revolving around the closure of the US Solar observatory are unfortunately, as...

Should You Wear A Baseball Glove To A Game? A Flowchart.

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Netflix’s Newest Business Model Is To Ruin Standup Comedy

Our Special Guest Contributor today is J.L. Cauvin. He is the best stand-up comedian that you (probably) have never heard...